role play

based on a true story.

me: hey ________ what can I help you with?

him: hey nothin much. will you ________(tells me what transactions he wants done on his account)

me: ok!

(I process his money how he wants, & the small talk continues.)

him: So, when are you going to take me to the ice cream place you were talking about?

me: I dunno, why don't you take your wife and kids & tell me what you think about it.

*cue his dumbfounded look*

Um..hi :) my name is Andrea, and you are...Pig?

Ok.

really Mr.? really...